27 May 2012

Indonesia


Beijing was a stressful place, with so many transitions and the incredible effort it took for Traci to get a new Chinese visa.  It was with relief that we arrived in beautiful, stress-free Bali.  We planned 3 weeks in Indonesia, with about half focused on exotic animals and the latter half studying and relaxing on Bali’s world-famous beaches.  First up…Komodo Dragons.
Komodo Dragons are the world’s largest lizards, reaching lengths over 10 feet and weights over 200 kg. We took a short flight to Flores Island, about 300km East of Bali, and there boarded a small boat for a 2 day quest for dragons at the neighboring islands of Rinca and Komodo.  We were joined by 2 women from Cincinnati, Pam and Kacie, who were absolutely delightful.  Much to the dismay of all, however, the boat accommodated 6 people, with 6 tiny twin bunk beds.  My quick math said 5+2 does not equal 6.   It wasn’t like the rooms or beds were built for two either.  Each single bunk was in a miniscule room about 6’x5’ with no room for any type of luggage, and the ceilings were about 5’6” tall.  Perfect.  Hayden solved our dilemma by offering to sleep on the floor.   With a semblance of a solution, we cast away. 
Our first stop was Rinca Island.  For the entirety of our trip (aside from our 3 glorious months in Austria that I’m not counting) our weather has been fantastic, with the exception of an absolute deluge in Pompeii and a couple of light showers elsewhere.  After spending 20+ years in Seattle, when you have 175 sunny days out of 180, that’s a nice change.  The tropical thundershowers we experienced at Rinca Island made up for any perceived drought.  It poured for several hours, then when it appeared to slow we set off on our hike through thick, sticky mud.  After a short hike to the ranger station, we were treated to the sight of dozens of komodo dragons lounging around the grounds.  They aren’t fed there, but instead gather outside the kitchen, savoring the smells.  They are huge and incredibly prehistoric.  We then had a fabulous, muddy hike 1.5 hour hike around the island in search of “wild” dragons (aka those that aren’t tempted by the smells of the kitchen) but apparently most of the big lizards go into hiding in the rain.  Still, seeing them around the ranger station was plenty exciting.   They are used to humans, but still dozens of people manage to get hurt by them each year.  In addition to having a nasty bite, they also are venomous and their bite also can leave a lingering infection which can be deadly as well.  Thankfully we were protected by rangers who carried with them fearsome weapons:  6’ sticks with a “Y” at the end to push them away!  Thank goodness…the police!  We still felt safe, except for when after the hike, while most were sitting in the snack shop, Halle and I were playing “call Dad over and pull on a wet tree branch above his head and further soak him” and we wandered a bit close to a sleeping komodo dragon that we hadn’t noticed.   Thankfully one of the nearby park rangers who was enjoying one of his 67 daily cigarette breaks saw this, jumped up and shouted at us to return to the shop.  No harm no foul.  We weren’t fazed, or at least Halle wasn’t. 
After Rinca Island, the boat repositioned to a nearby reef and we enjoyed snorkeling in downpour.  I’ve never before had to dive underwater to attempt to keep dry but that’s what I did.  The waters are an incredibly clear blue and the reefs are chock full of colorful fish and coral….nearly as good as watching “Finding Nemo” in 3-D.   Our second day of dragon hunting took us to nearby Komodo Island where we encountered a huge male and a very active female while on our hike.  We also enjoyed another couple of incredible snorkeling sessions.   It was more effort than we anticipated finding the beasts, but we met 2 wonderful women, the boat crew was super friendly, the snorkeling superb, and it was fantastic to see the Komodo Dragons up close and in person.  Been there done that.  Check.
Next up were the Orangutans, on the Island of Borneo.   First it was back to Bali for a short night’s sleep, then….Happy Anniversary!   May 15th was a wonderful, romantic way to spend our 19th anniversary.  We were awakened at 3:15 a.m. by the errant alarm clock in our hotel.  I spent a groggy hour being incredibly peeved at Traci for setting it at that time (my peevishness exacerbated by being disrupted from a blissful state of deep ROM…and she having similar feelings or worse feelings about me….at least she wasn’t snoring).  So with neither of us falling back asleep, at 4:15 we dragged ourselves out of bed (realizing that neither of us had set the alarm, it was somehow preset as a bad joke or something by a previous guest…I’ll have to remember that one).  We then scrambled, threatened, beat and shouted the kids out of bed to catch a 4:45 shuttle to the Bali airport where we learned that our 6:30 flight was delayed until the very sane hour of 8:30.  Nothing like sitting at a third-world airport at 5:30 a.m., knowing that if the airline had deployed and we had a semblance of modern technology, we could still be blissfully asleep.  At least the airport Circle-K had free Wi-Fi and cheap hot water for instant coffee.  Oh the small things in life!   Living large with the Janssens!  Next we boarded two flights, on different airlines, to get to a city called Semarang in central Java.  Since we were on different airlines, we had to retrieve our checked luggage after arrival and recheck in for the second flight, assuring us not only another security screening, but also enjoying the privilege of paying another airport departure tax.   We arrived in Semarang tired and with a bit of trepidation.  Our itinerary warned us that we had to spend the night here before catching a flight the next day to Borneo.  We were less than assured by the itinerary saying there wasn’t much to see, that the town was pretty much occupied by the Chinese, and that we were going to be put up in “the nicest hotel in town.”  We were sure we were going to have one of our worst nights of the trip in a roach hotel, and we set low expectations for ourselves and for the kids.  Instead, however, the town was a vibrant city of a couple million people and our hotel was very nice.  Great showers, strong and free Wi-Fi, a swimming pool, and to top it all off it was connected to a shopping mall that was the Indonesian equivalent of Bellevue Square.  McDonalds for lunch, Pizza Hut for dinner, popcorn for an in room movie, and root beer floats.  The greatest taste of Americana in 10 months!  The kids enjoyed an evening movie while Traci and I had a lovely romantic dinner and shared an overpriced but delectable bottle of champagne.  Quite a wonderful day that finished strong and way exceeded expectations.  My wife and kids are incredible.  I am one lucky man.  Off in pursuit of year 20!   
After a very restful and long night of sleep, we caught a mid-day flight from Semarang in Java, north to the island of Borneo.  In the south of Borneo (Indonesia’s largest island…now called Kalimantan) lies the Tanjung Puting National Park which is one of the world’s last havens for wild orangutan.  We stayed in a simple place called “Rimba Lodge”, which is only accessible by boat and that the kids will always remember for it had pool and ping pong tables.  From there the following two days we took boat excursions up the river to various ranger stations in the park.   Serious jungle “Heart of Darkness” type river touring.  Our first station was “Camp Leakey,” established by Louis Leakey in 1971.  As we walked the boardwalk through the jungle, we encountered 3 of the local Orangutans.  These were “semi-wild” as they live right around the camp and are thus very used to people.  One young male named Percy entertained us all as he attempted to pick each of the kid’s pockets in search of food.  Our guide Ami had an infectious smile and laugh, and we learned a lot about these amazing apes from him and from the visitor center.  Later in the afternoon, we attended an “orangutan feeding” deeper in the woods.  These feedings are fairly controversial as the research camps such as Camp Leakey want the orangutans away from people, yet the government wants the people to see them in order for tourism and conservation efforts to be funded.  They compromise and each ranger station in the park feeds them a couple of huge buckets of bananas once/per day.  Much better than a zoo experience, but the dozens of tourists clicking cameras for a staged feeding wasn’t exactly what we had expected.  Still, it was amazing to watch the orangutans climb through the jungle canopy.  They are the largest tree dwelling (arboreal) mammals, and they spend very little time on the jungle floor.  Males are about ten times as strong as a humans (females about 5X), and the ease with which they climbed trees and vines was stunning.  They also are unique in that the mothers care for their young longer than any other species (except for the Janssens), with the babies clinging on or near their mothers for over 5 years.  We saw dozens of females with clinging children, which was very hopeful considering they only give birth about once every 8 years. 
While the orangutans were incredible, my favorite Borneo memory will be the cannon-balling monkeys.  Every couple of hundred meters on the river we’d see a tree full of about 20 Proboscis Monkeys.  When they decided to cross a river, they would climb a tall tree nearest to the shore and leap as far across the river as possible, landing in a cannonball.  Our boat was very close to this the first time we witnessed this and I thought we were under attack by cannon.   Very surreal to see a troop of monkeys doing what your children would do.  The dominant male in the group, went last, letting the children and females go first to ensure there was no danger of crocodiles.    Another fine example of wild male animals having a pretty posh lifestyle.   I often wonder why human males have such a different experience compared to females and their lives of luxury….but I digress.  Borneo was a great jungle adventure, but after 3 days and nights of heat, humidity, mosquitos, and unappetizing local food (how many ways can you fry a whole fish?), we were ready to return to civilization.  Back to Semarang for another night in the “hotel that far exceeded expectations” and the next day we were off to Bali and our beach villa in Pemuteran for 10 days.
Bali is a pretty small island, about 100 miles wide East-West, by 50 miles North-South, but the roads that traverse the island are narrow, winding, and crowded with every sort of transport vehicle ever invented.   The airport is in the southeast of the island, and Pemuteran where we decided to make our home for 10 days is in the northwest, so it took over 4 hours to drive to our digs.   The benefit of this is that not that many tourists make the effort, and so Pemuteran was exactly what we were looking for:  affordable, quiet, private, with a great beach, access to diving, multiple dining options, WiFi and a swimming pool.  It delivered on all of those fronts.   While we’ve enjoyed the myriad of out travels, I think that we’re most fond of our down-time in between.  I’ve been thinking that, if I were to plan the year differently, what would I have changed?  I think that having longer periods, in fewer places, may have been better.  As soon as I think that though, if I just follow that logic to the extreme, we would have spent the entire year in Bali.   So I again digress, but suffice it to say that we LOVE our down-time.  Each day the kids had some really great, intensive studies, yet those studies were broken up by incredible activities.  We all went scuba diving and snorkeling multiple times.  The dive sites here are world famous.  One place, called Menjangan Island National Park has Bali's most beautiful wall-diving. The walls descend to about 60m but we hung out around 12-15 meters and were swept along the walls in an incredible slow drift by the currents.  So instead of using your fins, you just hung out, perfectly buoyant, and drifted by amazing corals and fishes. Imagine sky diving, with your arms and legs extended, and floating along seeing a kaleidoscope of fish and coral pass by.  That is what it was like.  The visibility was incredible, about 30 meters compared to the 2-3 meters often experienced in Puget Sound.   We saw hundreds of fish species, moray eel, coral of every imaginable color, a reef shark, and a huge sea turtle that we could have touched.  Above the water, we were able to run along the beach (happy wife = happy life), do a bit of body surfing (with the kids it was more body pummeling), and swim in a great pool.  With the morning and early afternoon focused on studying, there wasn’t much pure relaxation but we all craved a consistent schedule more than dead time.  One added bonus was a local, female yellow lab very aptly named Coral.  She greeted us on the beach whenever we walked by, and often accompanied us back to our villa where she would grab any spare sock, shirt, frisbee, shoe, shirt, etc. and then proudly play keep away with us.  Reminded us all how much we miss our dog Lucy in Seattle.  Important universal observation:  Labrador Retrievers have a lot in common no matter where they reside on our planet:  chin on crossed-paws while resting, retrieving anything (who’d have thunk it!), great swimmers, stealing even the smelliest socks (such as those of an unnamed 10 year old boy), wagging their tail at you no matter what, and greeting you each and every time they see you as if you’re the greatest thing at that moment that ever happened in their life.   
My only recommendation for Indonesia would be to bring your own instant coffee. Being addicts, but not snobs, Traci and I wholeheartedly agreed that Indonesians have the world’s worst coffee. I think they are major growers and their coffee itself would be incredible, but their method of preparation is what I would call “pseudo-instant”. They pour the coffee in hot water but only about 50% of the grounds dissolve. You are thus each and every time left with a 50/50 water and coffee ground mix. I thought the first place that served this made a mistake, but after experiencing it dozens of consecutive times, we realized it was endemic. Bali coffee sucks, but the caffeine addiction is slowly fading and constipation is a distant memory, blissfully confused with the Southern Cross, Milky Way and Sagittarius. 
Bali is a beautiful place.  We only saw a few small pieces of it but here there is everything that anyone could possibly desire (except snow and related activities).  The cost of living is cheap; there are incredible beaches and even more incredible sights underwater.  There is a strong, unique, local culture.  And the people are incredibly friendly, probably the most friendly and sincere people we’ve encountered during the year. 
           
Time keeps ticking.  We have 8 weeks left on our 54 week adventure.  It has all flown by, but lately time seems to be accelerating.   Our next stop is Australia.  We’re spending a couple weeks there, with 5 days on a remote island in the Great Barrier Reef, and the remainder split between a couple of Northeast beach towns (Cairns and Cooktown) and their many activities, and a 4 days in Sydney.  We’re heading into the peak of their winter, so for the most part we plan on keeping to the warm, northern climes.  We’re so excited to spend 2 weeks in an English-speaking country and the associated subtle but incredibly important nuances.

Happy Memorial Day weekend.  There are lots of reminders in this area from World War II (ship wrecks, famous islands and beaches) that have often made me think about all of those who gave their lives so that we could be free.
Our guide and boat at Komodo Island.  The hemp logo on his cap was a real show of professionalism and alleviated all safety concerns

Traci and Halle in one of the bunks.  They actually enjoyed a sleepless night together in that bed.

On Rinca Island in search of Komodo Dragons, in a rainstorm, with new friends Pam and Kacie.

On Komodo Island we encounter our first "wild" dragon!

Thought this would give a bit more perspective about the size.  Note the fearsome weapon/stick held by the ranger!

Unexpected Minotaur sighting

So cool!


While waiting for a flight back to Bali, we explored a cave on Flores Island (near Komodo Island) and encountered dozens of these lovely, poisonous spiders inside the cave.  Note size relative to Hayden's hand.
Off in search of Orangutans in Borneo in our lovely boat.

You stink.  There ain't nuthin' in there!
Seriously! What's wrong with you people!
"Where is the love?  I swung and walked about a mile and you have nothing to give me?"  I love this picture
of Percy...his facial expression is just classic.  So human and full of thought (and malice)

This orangutan was inconsolable after finding out that Lady Gaga's concert in Jakarta was cancelled due some some threats from a few muslim extremists.  

Seriously strong and flexible

A tree-full of proboscis monkeys
A proboscis monkey attempts to leap across a small river

The male proboscis monkey watches his brood cross the river.  Such a giver.
another leap of faith


Traci thought this looked like me barking at the kids to do their homework

A rabid proboscis monkey lands on board and prepares to attack. Thankfully we had all received all of our essential vaccinations and it quickly went away when we asked it to do some math homework.

Another freedom quest
The baby was only 6 days old

Long-tailed Macaque Monkey.  These monkeys were everywhere.
Our guide Ami shows us three of the delinquent, juvenile Orangutans that were captured and had to be caged due to their misbehavior

A big, older male.  As the males age the skin on their faces widen.  Sounds familiar.

Studying on the boat on the jungle river...this was actually a great place to study...this is not staged.

At the airport with our incredible guide Ami.  He was one of the kindest, easiest to laugh guys I've ever met.
The lovely resort dog Coral grabs some flash cards and gets ready to run away

Traci and Hayden at a 6,000' mountain pass, with a large freshwater lake in the background


Hanging out at the beach in Pumeratan

Staying warm between dives

Syd with a group of the nicest, friendliest kids I've ever met.  Sorry boys she's too old for you.

Time for push-ups and sit-ups.


After two successful dives!

Preparing for the giant stride entry to dive.


11 May 2012

China

The Janssen family very much looked forward to China.  We hadn’t had China on our initial itinerary but were persuaded by our fabulous travel advisor to include it.  The heat in Vietnam was absolutely stifling, and coupled with the involuntary donation of approximately 5 liters of blood to feed the thirsty Vietnamese mosquito population, we were ready to move on.   This winter there was nothing that I craved more than heat.  Craving satisfied.  With our bodies covered in welts, having required (but never taking) 3-4 showers per day, we were ready to head to hopefully cooler climes to the North. 
 
 
At the airport in Hanoi, we experienced yet another small but classic traveling experience with airport security which requires a few words.  I find it fascinating how there are such wildly different security levels in different countries.  I still chuckle when I recall going through security in Kenya, having my bags screened and while they insisted that I carry the wooden bow and arrows with me as I walked through the scanner.  “Sorry we need to confiscate this water and this peanut butter and those nail clippers, but I bet the pilot would love to take a look at that weapon of yours!”  I never realized how much terrorism there was within India, and it probably had the tightest security of any country we’ve visited, with 2 or sometimes 3 different security checks.  If you think that a security check is painful when flying solo, you don't know the depths of pain until you have tried it with a family.  I have to admit that each of us enjoy the commercial flights.  Once you are crammed into that seat, the restricted peace they offer is enjoyed by each of us.  However, the security check with kids is painful.   In my computer bag, I carry my PC, a second battery for my PC, two external hard drives, a mouse, an Ipod, an Iphone, 2 electrical converters, flashdrives with all sorts of back up documents, numerous cables, a bunch of AA and AAA batteries, a cheap cell phone and charger, a cribbage board and cards, a book or two, passports, visas, and a bunch of other documents.  Looking like a nest of electronic explosive devices when X-rayed, I often need to have it rescanned and searched, and so my stress level is always peaked as I attempt to get through quickly without holding up the hordes in the queue.   This sense of urgency is lost on the youngest members of our family, and in particular with Halle who likes to talk the entire time, ask dozens of questions of her parents, and just has a unique penchant to take her own sweet time.  For whatever reason, Vietnam’s security is pretty lax.  I guess there isn’t a Jihad against communist countries.   So with a quick x-ray of carry-on bags using their 1970’s era machines, we made it through the first stage.  However as we were repacking our bags, we were interrupted by a security agent who was about 6' tall and about 275lbs., and can most accurately be described as the Vietnamese equivalent of “Mall Cop”.  The object in question was none other than Hayden’s inflatable rubber football.  Having lost our genuine fake leather version that we’d carried from home while in India, we bought a $3 rubber replacement in Thailand.  Mall Cop picked up the ball, squeezed it many times, eyed it suspiciously, then pointed to the tiny inflation hole and barked “Must take out air!”  For starters, it’s hard enough trying to inflate these damned things.  I’m always losing the little tube adapters used to blow these up, when you have them they often break, and there is no other tool or device known to mankind that will work to inflate them.  “I don’t know how to take out the air” I pleaded.  “Must take out air!” he barked.   “I don’t know how to take out the air” I pleaded.  “Must take out air!” he barked.   I was about to get cheeky, and say something to the tone of “OK.  Sure no problem. Let me just use the pocketknife I’m carrying to deflate this stupid toy….OOPS, I can’t carry one of those can I?”   American footballs are precious in Asia, and I thought we were about to suffer a serious setback in our quest to play in each country.  Then Mall Cop bounces it again on the table, but not realizing of course that when you bounce it at a 45 degree angle it bounces precisely back at you. So he bounces it tip down 45 degrees, it hits him right back in the belly then it bounces haphazardly around the screening area floor, and Mall Cop then very unsuccessfully dances around and attempts to grab it for about 5 seconds in a classic fumble drill.  I couldn’t help it and I burst out laughing, at which several of his co-workers and my family all started laughing and that finally made Mall Cop laugh and he then realized from his years of grueling training that plastic explosives didn’t bounce like that and that it was indeed just a rubber toy.  He handed it back to Hayden who greeted him with a huge, dimple-laden smile.  The quest continues.


From Hanoi, our travels took us north on a 3 hour flight to Beijing, China.  3 hours and 20 minutes of pure bliss.  When the guy in front of me put his seat back to pin me in, I selfishly extracted myself and left Traci with the kids and once again found an entire empty exit row.  Good living!  We arrived in Beijing and waited for an hour or so for our pick up at an airport Starbucks.  Again, the small things in life that you fail to appreciate, such as a consistent tasting cup of coffee.  We were met by Qi Lindesay, the wife of William Lindesay who together run a weekend Great Wall hiking camp a few hours north of Beijing. www.wildwall.com.   William is British, and in the mid 80’s he became the first person to walk the entire length of the great wall.  He has since dedicated his life to its study and conservation, and is in all likelihood the world’s foremost authority on the Great Wall.  A few interesting factoids:
  • It is the largest man-made building or object, by far
  • It was built mostly by army families, not with slave nor prison labor which many other famous structures relied upon
  • It is the only building listed on major country maps
  • It stretches over 23 minutes of longitude
  • It is not one continuous wall but a series of 22 walls that together are estimated to be more than 35,000 miles long!
  • When the sun rises over it easternmost terminus, it takes 1 hour and 20 minutes before the sun rises on its westernmost terminus
  • It was built to defend the Chinese from the Mongols invading from the north.  The Chinese had a huge population advantage over the Mongols but they were agrarian and the Mongols were nomadic warriors who would pretty much lay waste to the Chinese at will
 
We booked this trip in February, but in the bustle of planning the remainder of our trip, I lost the details of our exact itinerary.  While fairly well organized, two months still approximates my retention span.  Once on the bus with William and the other guests, we quickly realized that we were in for some serious hiking, which made Traci absolutely giddy.  Approximately 8 million tourists visit the portion of the wall nearest to Beijing called Badaling.  William’s camp is about a two hour drive to the north in a very remote mountain village, and it probably gets about 800 visitors.  We pulled into their “lodge” which was a few simple brick buildings with 9 rooms, and in each room was a wide, thin bed that could accommodate 3 adults comfortably, or 2 adults and 3 children very snugly.   There was a trough with cold water for washing, and simple camp showers in the afternoon.  Perfect.  The only challenge with the hiking is that the best time to see the wall is at 5 a.m., when the sun rises, when the colors and scenery are most spectacular.  This was fine with all of us, except that it meant 3 consecutive wake ups 3 a.m., which is precisely 4 hours prior to what the Janssens define as early.   I could make a feeble attempt to create the awe that we all felt when on the wall, but it truly has to be experienced.  We hiked an hour or so to different parts of the wall each day, climbing about 1,000 vertical feet or so, then traveled on top of it or alongside of it for another mile or two.  4-5 solid hours each morning.  The Great Wall It is just dumbfoundingly huge, and the effort required to build it is almost incomprehensible.  It was built at the top of extremely steep mountain ridges and despite 500 years of sand storms, rain, hail, snow, lightning, tourists, invaders, etc., it is still in remarkable shape.  I can’t say enough good things about William and the experience.  It was a perfect mix of great exercise in clean air away from the city, beautiful mountains and scenery, and an incredible guide with incomparable knowledge of one of the most famous structures in the world.  Truly Great in every sense of the word!
 
 
So on to Beijing.  We needed to get Traci a new passport and Visa while there and unfortunately that consumed a big chunk of our planned free time.  The US Embassy staff were wonderful, while on the other hand the bureaucracy we were subject to from the Chinese in getting a replacement Chinese Visa was incredible and could consume several pages, but let’s just say it was enlightening.  Beijing was still a positive, educational experience.  We visited Tiananmen Square, the Forbidden City, and the Temple of Heaven.  We enjoyed some great food, a cooking class, Tai Chi Lessons, and saw a very cool Kung Fu show.  I want to run when I see a tour bus parked in the vicinity, but despite about 6 tour buses in front of the kung fu theatre, the show was fantastic, with incredible actors doing flips and tumbles of every sort.  It made me feel incredibly old and inflexible, but we all loved it.  I can honestly say that it wasn’t because of low expectations after prior performances by the whirling dervishes, Thai dancers, nor Vietnamese water puppetry, but rather because it was quite good.  Hayden placed it at #1, with the rest of us giving it a strong second place, with the Lion King in London remaining the favorite.  
 
So in closing a few thoughts about communism and China.   China is a huge threat to the U.S.   The threat is caused by so many young people working so hard in comparison to many of their U.S. peers.  I always thought of China as so far away, but when you are sitting in a Starbucks at the Beijing airport and you see flights departing for Seattle and Portland, you realize it’s a pretty small world.  There are so many students and such intense competition for spots at the universities that their youth will be very well prepared versus the culture of mediocrity and instant gratification that is growing in the U.S.  At the same time, there is hope.  I think that Communism, here and in Vietnam, while not on its last legs, isn’t a viable form of governing in the long run.  The beauty of the information age is that information, facts and truth are too difficult to hide.  It is hilarious that the Chinese history books teach that China has never been defeated.   This country was a whipping post for the Mongol invaders for hundreds of years (thus the need for that great wall thingy) but they teach that the people that came did not win, but in fact, became Chinese.  So Ghenghis Khan and all his followers, having laid waste to the locals, became Chinese.  Whatever.  Chairman Mao is still beloved by most.  Despite his followers in his Cultural Revolution killing over 70 million people, our tour guide (a devout young commie) tells us that he was such a great man, and that he was just getting old, and that it was his wife’s fault that his policies went awry.  Yeah sure.   I tried to post this blog but the site was blocked.  Blogging is taboo.  Facebook is banned.  To paraphrase our guide “It isn’t allowed because people would use it to say bad things about the government which isn’t good.  In addition, a person can write really bad things about other people.”   A few stodgy old men and their cronies know what is best for 1.5 billion people?  That makes about as much sense as not letting people use fire to cook lest they get burned.  China's system is not built to last versus our freedom and democracy, but it will continue to be very formidable for the near future.  I have great faith that if one works incredibly hard and smartly in America, there will be no barriers to his or her success.
This is being posted from Bali, Indonesia where we arrived last night.  We’re doing some crazy transitions over the next 9 days in search of Komodo Dragons and Orangutans, but will be back in touch soon.


3 a.m. at the Great Wall base camp.

The kids rallied pretty quickly as we set out around 3:30 for the Great Wall

At a fort along the wall, prior to sunrise, with William's 11 year old son and junior guide Tommy

Made it!

That would be a rising sun, not a setting sun.

Happy, lucky father during an unforgettable moment.

About 30 minutes after sunrise with the rest of our group.  There were a few folks who weren't quite prepared for the hiking and lagged about 45 minutes behind.  Our guide William is in the hat at the back right

In 19 years of marriage I've seen Traci use thousands of hand gestures while chatting but I have no idea what she could possibly be asking William in this picture.   He seems as stupefied as I am. 

The kids with Tommy

Detail of the outside of the wall.  500+ years old and the mortar, waterspouts and capstones are still in place.  Incredible.

Hayden and Tommy practice their Kung Fu at the end of the hike while William serves emergency hydration.

I obviously and blatantly cherry pick the photo collection to give the impression that all is honky dory 365x24x7.  At sunrise on day 2, Sydney and Halle are in dire need of a nap.

Wim and Elise from Holland on their 34th wedding anniversary.  Wonderful couple who are currently working in Mongolia

Sydney amongst the lilacs growing on top of the wall

William and part of the group on top of the wall.  He coined the term "wild wall" to describe how wild it is, with about 6 inches of dusty soil and resulting foliage growing atop the will in many places

With William.  At the top is a section where the wall splits. The last wall photos posted below are taken from this vantage point.

Our young scholars listening diligently while William discusses important history

You may be getting tired of wall photos by now, but there were so many incredible vantage points

Scrambling up a steep section

Lone pine at the aforementioned peak

Hayden sitting above a huge drop off

Halle wearing Traci's coat.

Another great thing about William is that he is a professional photographer, so he placed us in some fantastic settings

Good perspective on the steepness of some sections
Halle caught red handed with a chocolate muffin smuggled into the van from the breakfast buffet

Tiananmen Square

The beneficent Chairman's portrait at Tiananmen Square

Our young communist guide misinforms Traci and Halle

Still a sucker for a tuk tuk ride

Making dumplings with Mrs. Fang

Little known trivial fact that China has the ugliest dogs of any country in the world....this is one of the cuter ones, except it was yipping at us constantly.
Our final day we visited the Temple of Heaven.  This is a huge park that was a former place of worship.  Probably 1/4 the size of Central Park but filled with retirees dancing, playing games, and doing all sorts of active exercises and activities.  Fascinating people watching.
Tai Chi lesson for the hopeless family, while in the Temple of Heaven.

Love this picture.  You would think that the instructor said something like "whatever I do please do the opposite" but he was actually asking us to do as he did and he did it really slowly.  But alas.  Halle has her legs opposite. Traci is getting something out of her pocket.  Sydney is making the mistake of watching me.  Hayden is just standing there and I'm waving to strangers.  We're 0 for 5.

Thanks to Traci, Sydney and Hayden we score 1.5 of 5.  Observe the posture of the guy in the orange shorts vs. the instructor.  The natives with more than 5 minutes of self-defense instruction would be safe from him.



The instructor scratches his head in frustration over his most problematic pupil's inability to do master even the most basic moves, while a crowd begins to gather for the bonus morning comedy show

The only thing worse than mangling a Tai Chi lesson is doing it in front of a crowd of onlookers who are laughing at your lack of prowess in few very basic steps of Tai Chi.  I would however say that we are learning slowly and have increased our score to 2.5 of 5.


The pain and shame are almost over.  Thank goodness for a bit of anonymity.  The exasperated instructor mutters his displeasure silently and prays for the session to end.

"Push me don't tickle me!"
Beware of provoking any of the Janssens when they return

Inside the Forbidden City

Kite making in Beijing